Everyday has been pretty much the same. And the continuous rain recently made it irrisistable to stay at home. It's the best time to feel the comfort around your house. I'm about to be a walking dead soon. I'm like living on the same date after each day. Time just revert itself.
Wanna hear something good for start? So here goes,
"A" is a very bad cook. But she likes to cook. Cooking is her interest. One day, "B" came to visit her, and they started a conversation.
A: I always say a prayer before meals.
B: So would I if I cooked like you!
O.O
Next one Next one!
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention mr.Kevin.
Kevin: I'm paying as little as i can T'cher.
XD
More? Here goes!
Teacher: Plump, your fingures are so bad that your nine looks like a seven!
Plump: It IS seven!
Teacher: Then why does it look like a nine?!
*applause please!*
oh this one this one,
Teacher: Smartass, how do you spell "wrong"?
Smartass: R-o-n-g.
Teacher: That's WRONG!
Smartass: It's what you asked for, wasn't it??
Okay, laughs at this. History lesson,
History teacher: Smartass, what was the first thing that King Edward did when he came to throne?
Smartass: He sat down.
WOO he rules!
Smartass: Should someone be punsished for something they haven't done t'cher?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Smartass: Then...I haven't done my homework. o.O
XD
[Extracted and edited from book worm]