1 day ago was christmas right? Yeah. My aunt took me out to vivo to search for a perfect gift just for wonderful me. First time i ate secret recipe. It's de-o-lectish-able! *slurps* I forgot to tell you what i ate. It's very special. It's call spaghetti. I smelled the smell of it since i was in malaysia, way donkey years ago. I have yet to try it. I finally did. And i don't regret it. I think it's really delicious.

I guess shopping for a gift for me is a really disastrous and tiresome job. We walked 5 whole hours around vivo, but i still couldn't find what i want. All that my aunt, unc, and cousin sis suggested, doesn't really suit my tastebuds. And from their looks, i can tell you how much they want to dump me some where around the aisle and dash off to different directions. I was thinking, oh dear...what a mess. But they still put on a very fake smile! I mean, they just keep on suggesting things they know i wont like but hoping i'll buy their suggestion and get going. Hey, unc told me to buy a night light. Said i'd sleep better. =.= And he insisted to bring me there to take a look. Guess what? 99$ per set. Insane! 

Night light = waste of electricity = high electric bills = useless junk placed somewhere where ants built their houses = space consuming = irritating = rubbish = bin.

So there, i had my point. So i didn't buy it. Instead, we returned to action city to get something cool. Action city rocks. They have the most peculiar and most amazing shits in there. Love it.

So yeah, i got my present and i'm hugging it right now. It's a speaking pillow. Go draw a picture of it in your brain. Its colour is yellow and is a chicken design. 

3 day ago, just be fore christmas, i went to Yishun bottle tree restaurant. One of the more hysterical parties i've been. My dad's friend invited us there. And it's also the first time i've been offered alcohol but didn't reject it. Yeah, i drank vodka. Basically because it's blueberry flavored. My favourite. My dad kept emphasizing it 5% alcohol, and he keeps telling me it's alot. I'll get drank if i drink it and blah blah. I hecked him and continued eating my food with that cool bluish glass beside me. I tasted alcohol. I hated it. But the blueberry flavour substitute it. So it wasn't all that bad. I finished that glass i've been offered. And then another greenish glass came. It's apple. Arrrkk. *no!* Rejected it.

Oh, i presume the people there are all relatively deaf. The stereo speaker is goddamn loud and it seems like only the mere me could differentiate loudness and softness. Hoho, and that MC on the stage literally shouted into the mic. Madness. I knew my brain was vibrating. Imagine that!

I stuffed my fingers into my ears so that lesse sound could hit my ear drums. Its the most sensible thing to do. Then i saw santa claus! He told me to take off my fingers just to take one mini sweet as his present to me. Haha, there's a capital downfall in many countries right? So many airports are closed down. So poor old santa took a car ride. You should've seen how skinny he was because he has lesser to eat.

Anyway, i saw someone with the same mind set as me. But he was smarter. I thought i was very smart already. He stuffed tissue into his ear instead. At least someone knows how to differentiate.

So after the countdown, there was a huge disperse of people. And then i stared closely at my mother and father. My dad kept blowing his party whistle and smiled like he's seeing all his dreams. My mum walk zig and then zag and then she shouted "I DRIVE YOU ALL HOME!"

*points to a golf car* 

"THAT'S MINE!"

Alright, so who's drank now? 

Those 2 aren't the only ones though, i see many others who were so much more insane than my parents. Christmas.

Merry Christmas!