This survey is dumb, and dumb it is after you read it. Dumb it should be, read and be blasted. Read and be blown. PS: YOU ASK FOR IT!

Ok…let’s get started.

1. TOMMY!

2. Xinni

3. Michelle

4. Yinxiu

5. Baoling

6. Ruiqing

7. Joey

8. Huiting

9. Rongle

10. Zhengyan

11. Weili

12. Boonkiang

13. Marcus

14. Ziying

15. Shaun

16. Tina

17. Erfan

18. Jenson

19. Chyening

20. Yanjun

Congrats to the 20 people.

How do you meet number 18?
We don’t need to meet. We see each other by fate…in school.

What would you do if you have not meet number 17?
What? I’ll die if I don’t meet him? I won’t even know he exists.

What if number 9 and 20 dated each other?
Then pigs can fly.

Will number 5 and 10 date each other?
Why ask me? Nothing concerns me here.

DESCRIBE NUMBER 1!
Oh! This is the part I’ve been waiting for. He plays damn well in soccer. His fitness and stamina is out of extraordinary. His voice is sexy enough to make each girl mooch at him.
Haha…I see tommy jumping. K lar. Frankly, he’s nice person. Willing to help the
people in need. He’s one of a kind.

Do you think number 8 is attractive?
I don’t look at her very closely. We’re of the same height.

Describe number 7.
Candid. And if she sees this, I’ll get another spanking from her. God bless me.

Do you know any family members of number 12?
Who do you think I am? A tracker? A spy?

What language does number 15 speak?
I don’t know? He speaks English?

Who does number 9 hangs out with?
You think I’ve got so much time to keep track of this? He lived for 17 years, should I tell every possibility?

How old is number 16?
Ohohoh. Oh no. You just said she’s old. That isn’t very nice.

When was the last time you spoke to number 13?
He doesn’t speak. He conveys through torturous means by using physical strength and I spit at him.

Who is number 2’s favourite singer or band?
Mr Low Eng Kee, with the song, OPSS is the best. Claps please.

Have you ever dated number 4?
Pigs have just flown.

Would you ever date with number 19?
What’s with all this dating stuffs? You keep repeating the same questions. Using another number doesn’t count as beginning with a new question.

Is number 3 single?
You want to get punched by her black belt boyfriend? I suggest you shut this trap if you don’t want to be beaten like egg whips.

What is number 10’s last name?
Sigh…let me just give you his full name.
Cookie Toh Zheng Yan.
Happy?!

Would you ever be in a relationship with number 11?
You’re PISSING ME! And this time you use a boy?

What is the school of number 13?
Oh…that’s easy. Only Phobic Solution School. Yeah, lame. He’s from orchid park secondary school. Which sounds lamer.

Where does number 6 stay?
Heck! Where do you stay? Heaven? Isn’t it obvious?

What is your favourite thing about number 5?
LOL? Define favourite. She’s a living soul and you tell me to find something of my favour…

Have you ever seen number 14 naked?
Close. But no. You’re pretty sick aren’t you?

Survey is done for entertainment and revenge. Please do not feel any way uncomfortable. Should you feel any uneasy, please seek a doctor. Thank you!